Parody of 'My Brother’s Peculiar Chicken' by Alejandro Roces made by Shekaita.

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-Shekaita

I was just living my life until you young boys found me

What did I ever done to you and don't you have a life that you have the time to judge me?

Can't you see my sexiness and beauty that can compete with Megan Fox and Catriona Gray?

Where's your brain and how dare you call me gay?

Oh, well whatever I like the attention though.

How funny of you that you even disturbed your co villagers just to know about me

Are you two that bewitched in my beauty? Y'all are so funny not gonna lie.

If I'm being honest that Mang Tasio scared me, though his chickens are not in my level of royalty

Go on, be confused about my identity and I'll just watch while you held me in your arms

So this is what they call the cockpit huh?

Not bad and there's so many hot guys

Wait, what they'll let me fight in there?

Never in my life I imagined myself doing that

Shiny hair, proud chest, steady comb

Oh what a sight he behold! I won't let this opportunity pass

He should be in love with me fast!

Let me just show you darling my sexy moves

And let's get married soon

It's my first time to be in love and it is also my first time to be heartbroken

Did he not like my dance nor my beauty?

Why did he stab me so angrily?

I'm so stressed right now, I think I can't move on

There's a weird feeling down my private part

And lo! It dawned on me, It's an egg of my own!

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